Add project entries for EFS and Nekobox.

_projects/euro-fuck-simulator.md

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+---
+name: "Euro Fuck Simulator"
+title: "Euro Fuck Simulator"
+layout: "main"
+summary: "Suspicious Euro Truck Simulator mod to add support for \"haptic feedback devices\""
+code_url: https://fluff.nekojimi.moe/forgejo/Nekojimi/EuroFuckSimulator
+img_url: "euro-fuck-simulator.png"
+nsfw: true
+---
+A philosophy I like to live by is: if it needs to be done, and you can do it, you should do it. 
+
+No-one had yet made a [buttplug.io](https://buttplug.io) mod for Euro Truck Simulator 2 yet.
+
+I'm sorry.
+
+# 

_projects/nekobox.md

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+---
+name: "Nekobox"
+title: "Nekobox"
+layout: "main"
+---
+
+Nekobox is the server your browser is talking to! 
+
+It's a custom-built server that I built about 10 years ago, originally for just playing around with and learning Linux. It currently lives in a 2U rackmount unit [inside my coffee table](https://wiki.eth0.nl/index.php/LackRack)! 
+
+Since then, I've ended up using it for all sorts of things:
+  - My website
+  - Mastodon instance
+  - Forgejo instance (code repository)
+  - Media server
+  - Various game servers:
+    - Sven Co-op
+    - Synergy
+    - Minecraft, sort of
+  - Secret things???
+  - I tried running a Matrix server once
+
+  
+# Specs
+<pre>
+jimj316@nekobox:/$ neofetch
+       _,met$$$$$gg.          jimj316@nekobox 
+    ,g$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P.       --------------- 
+  ,g$$P"     """Y$$.".        OS: Debian GNU/Linux 12 (bookworm) x86_64 
+ ,$$P'              `$$$.     Kernel: 6.1.0-31-amd64 
+',$$P       ,ggs.     `$$b:   Uptime: 22 days, 9 hours, 48 mins 
+`d$$'     ,$P"'   .    $$$    Packages: 2013 (dpkg) 
+ $$P      d$'     ,    $$P    Shell: bash 5.2.15 
+ $$:      $$.   -    ,d$$'    Terminal: /dev/pts/0 
+ $$;      Y$b._   _,d$P'      CPU: AMD Sempron 3850 APU with Radeon R3 (4) @ 1.300GHz 
+ Y$$.    `.`"Y$$$$P"'         GPU: AMD ATI Radeon HD 8280 / R3 Series 
+ `$$b      "-.__              Memory: 9087MiB / 11390MiB 
+  `Y$$
+   `Y$$.                                              
+     `$$b.
+       `Y$$b.
+          `"Y$b._
+              `"""
+
+OK! 
+</pre>